February 2012
me at night: i don't want to sleep that's for the weak
me in the morning: oh bed i never want to leave you
People on the Internet: I love that band.
Me: OMG REALLY? LET'S BE BEST FRIENDS!!
People at school: I love that band.
Me: no you don't.
anyone: hey shemar let me take a pic
shemar: whoa whoa hold your horses my shirt's not up yet